On First Impressions - Hark! Job Skills

Ok, lets say im the big bosswoman. and your want to work for me.
STOP!
before you even ASK for an application, consider what would be appropriate to work at my esablishment. the top 5 things i'd throw your app out for are as follows:

1) Your Dress: you come in. your in your pjs. your hairs all scruffy and greasy. if your a woman, it looks like your still wearing yesturday's makeup. if ican smell you from 30 ft away and it's NOT perfume, don't think your even going to be considered. your app will meet mr. trashcan as soon as you walk out the door. you won't even get a call back
2) the way you speak: 'so dude. like umm i need this job cuz i uhhh have bills to pay and errr. ..' UMMM UHHH ERRRRRR, your not getting the job. please, learn proper english then come and see me.
3)Your App: white out. messy. i honestly don't mind colorful application, just don't turn it into an art canvas. and i'd still like to be able to read the ink, alright? if you can't wright in a legible manor, don't be afraid to type it or even dictate to someone else. switch hands, maybe?
4)Manners: show some respect. not only to someone who could be your boss but to your cowerkers and YOURSELF. don't put yourself down, show some confidence. it makes me think your more ble to do the job. if you come into my office and your flat out rude to people you meet, your app will be trashed. racism, sexism, discrimination of any kind will warrant your termination or app being thrown out. that includes discrimination of nationality or sexual orientation. it will NOT be tolerated.
5) Reliability and Trustworthiness: your late, you never get stuff done on time or at all. you know what? goodbye, see you later. don't plan on continuing your employment here. enough said.

so now that you know evaluate the above qualities, if you can follow the rules and respect them, you'll get considered for the job. if you don't think you can, peace out.

AmandaKay